Let he who is without patronage of the 'Lochinver Larder' cast the first crust.
And the lord said, those who shall kneel and partake of the evil that is pot noodle, shall forever wear it on their waistline.
Lochinver pies. MMMMMMMMMMMM..............
Seriously Iain, that could be a website just for you. Pie-ke - just do it!