Ben, Pease take the time to set up a video camera of you trying to swat (capture) the bat.
The mental picture of you chasing it round your kitchen with it enjoying the game is just something I have to see in the flesh.
The only time I have had any success catching bats was when seatrout fishing at night, usually on the backcast. Do you have enough space for this in your kitchen with the practise rod? From memory, a size 14 Silver Stoat would be perfect, worth a try
I am in high spirits, new tyres and can now plough through the sections of road that imprisioned me last week.
What a relief to get mobile again.
Happy hunting
Kev.