I'm glad Lindzer, perhaps that will prevent you from asking Sir David Attenborough for his opinion on your Sea-Trout 
Funny you mention that, I already did ! He said that Brown Trout (sic) have adapted, through recent evolutionary shift, the ability to change colour, very much like a chameleon does. The 'red spots' are only visible under a certain spectrum of light and only under water which is why we can't see them in our photos. It is thought that this is an anti-predator adaptation and, that in time, Brown Trout will develop the advances in this 'technology' similar to the alien in the "Predator" movie. Effectively this will mean that at some time in the future when you hook a Brown Trout and it jumps from the water all you will see is pixellated shit that is indistinct. It will also mean posting photographs of 'trophy' fish will be impossible as basically all you will see is a rod, net and some bankside vegetation.
It's true.
Tomorrow I am will be canvassing all the leaders of the main religious groups (including the Revrd Moon) so I have the ecclesiastical angle as well. That should be enough, do you think ?
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